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86. Italy: (knocks on Germany’s door)
Germany: Vhat is it? I’m very busy.
Italy: Do you a want to a build a snowman?
Germany: No. Now go avay.
5 Minutes latter
Italy: (knocks on Germany’s door) Germany! Do you want to build a snowman! Oh! Or we could ride our bikes up and down the hall!
Germany: Go avay Italia!
2 hours later
Italy: (knocks on Germany’s door)
Germany: (doesn’t answer hoping Italy will just go away)
Italy: Germany I a know you’re a in there! Japan has been a asking were you’ve a been!
Germany: Vhy does he want to know?!
Italy: You a have missed a training twice!
Germany: D*mn it!!!

87.  Italy: GERMANY!!!! DINOSAURS ARE A GOING TO A EAT ME!!!
Germany: Italy Dinosaurs are extincted.
Italy: NO! THERE IS THIS A PARK WERE THEY A MAKE DINOSAURS! (starts to cry)
Germany: Italy have you been hanging out vith America again?
Italy: (nodes his head still sobbing)
Germany: Ah and did you watch Jurassic Park?
Italy: (nodes his head again) Y-yes
Germany: Italy. You need to learn that America’s movies are fake. (Shun the non believer! And some are based off of true stories!)
(Dino noise)
Italy and Germany: (jump at the noise)
Germany: Vhat vas that?!
Italy: DINOSAUR! (runs away)
Germany: (Runs after him)
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Prussia: Kesesese It worked Kesesese (holds up a speaker)

88. Germany: ITALY! PAY ATTENTION!
Italy: (Sill drawing)
Germany: ITALY WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING!
Italy: (looks up) Oh! Germany! I’m a drawing a Cactatosauras! (Me and one of my friends made it up)
Everyone: A what (Vhat)
Italy: A Cactatosauras! It’s a Cactus, potato, and a dinosaur all in one!
Germany: Only you Italy only you….
England: Actually I can see America thinking up something like that. O-o

89. Germany: do I really have to do this…
Japan: Hai a you do. No one erse wanted to be the phantom.
Italy: Germany! (comes in in a dress) Don’t I a look pretty!
Germany: (aw struck)
Japan: Hai Itaria you make a very good Christine
France: Yes zhis production of The Phantom of the opera will be ze best! ~
England: Why do I have to be Madame Giry….
America: YA! And why does the hero have to be Meg! Why can’t I be Raoul!?
Germany: Shut up It’s about to begin!

90. Italy: I wanna be a the very best,
That a no one a ever was.
To eat a them is my real a test,
To make a them is my a cause.
I will a travel across the world,
Cooking far a and wide.
Each Pastamon to a understand
The a flavor that's inside
Pastamon, (gotta cook a them all) it’s a you and me
I know its a my destiny
Pastamon, oh, you're my a dinner
In a world we must a save from hunger
2 Minutes Later
Italy: PASTAMON!
Germany: Italy why is Japan growing mushrooms in a corner! (Me: Does anyone get that reference?)
Japan: nononononononono…. Not the Pokemon anything but the Pokemon…. nononononono

91. Flap ding Flap ding Flap ding Flap Crash! Nooooo my a birdie!!!!
Germany: Hmmm? Vhat vas that? (knocks on the door) Italy are you ok in there?!
Italy: (crying)
Germany: (Bursts threw the door) Italy! Are you ok!
Italy: (crying to his iPod) why a birdie a why!!!
Germany: Vhat’s wrong Italy?
Italy: My a Flappy bird fell!
Germany: Flappy bird? Vhats that?
Italy: YOU DON’T A KNOW WHAT A FLAPPY BIRD IS! Here try a it!
Germany: Um ok….
1 Hour later
Italy: Um a Germany? Is it a my turn yet?
Germany: Nien!
CRASH
Germany: NIEN! NEIN! NIEN! ITALY I HAT YOU FOR SHOWING ME THIS!
Italy: NOOOOOOOO GERMANY HATES A ME! ROMANOOOOOOOOO.

Wait does that a mean it’s a my turn a now?
Germany: Nein!
I don't own anything

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Hahahahhahaha XDDD PASTAMON!!! Uh? Too much Frozen ewe I imagined it like in the movie XD